February 16, 2005
what five grand a year gets you
Me: What did you do at school today?
Henry: Hmmmm . . . . (thinks for most of drive home). I had snack table with Tyler.
Me: That’s nice. What did you have to eat?
Henry: Tyler and his sister are turtle twins.
Me: They’re what?
Henry: Turtle twins.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t get that. They’re what?
Henry: (exasperated by my stupidity) TURTLE TWINS!
Me: ??????
Henry: You know, not identical. Turtle twins.
Me: Ohhhh . . . fraternal twins.
Henry: That’s what I said. Turtle twins.
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