September 13, 2007

to the woman sitting behind me in church this morning

A kazoo is perhaps NOT the best toy to give a preschooler during Mass.

I’m just saying.

(Manicure update: not chipped yet!)

Posted by Susan @ 12:36 pm • just happy to be here, thinking about the weather   

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12 Responses to “to the woman sitting behind me in church this morning”

  1. You have got to be kidding me! That is too funny!

  2. Kazooing with Jesus…it’s the new rage.

  3. People never cease to amaze me.

  4. We had a pastor once that enjoyed having a little “children’s sermon” during the service. He taught a little object lesson as they gathered round the steps of the altar. He would then give them a little something to help them remember the lesson and send them back to their seats.

    He was an idiot. I say that lovingly. Okay, maybe not.

    Seriously - it was ALWAYS something loud or crackly or full of sugar. I remember the day they all got a deflated balloon. The rest of the service was full of that squeaky, farty, playing with a deflated balloon sound.

  5. You went to church?

    Also, I think Kazoos are kind of fun. Liven things up, especially Mass.

  6. I wondered when someone would say YOU WENT TO CHURCH? Yes I did, and I was not struck by lightning, which was truly a miracle.

    It was Grandparents Day at Ye Olde Catholice Schoole, and there was Mass, and Charlie was crying and holding on to my leg, and so I stayed.

    Amen.

  7. Nice choice of toys. But here’s a better one. My MIL let my now Hubby take a cap gun into church with the specific instruction of NO CAPS with it. Yeah.. right. The blast was just as the elderly priest started his homily. In a church of about 25 families. Do you think that went unnoticed? Not a chance, he still gets harassed about it, and he’s 40 years old!

  8. Wow. That’s even worse than sending him to daycare with two whistles.

    I think.

  9. My sister got married last month and some genius of a parent gave their three year old a toy trumpet to play with during the whole damn thing. I think we would have all preferred a kazoo.

  10. and I’m thinking kazooing the responsorial psalm would be rather entertaining.

  11. Could the kid carry a tune? I mean, at least it could have been harmonious. Or not.

  12. Susan - can you e-mail me at the e-mail attached to this? For some reason my other e-mail doesn’t work, and I can’t access yours. Crazy stuff. Thanks, Laura

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