Comments on: here, son, have some bacon

By: Woman with kids

Woman with kids — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 18:53:00 +0000

Silly. Of course the pigs are for pets. The rabbits are for food. And the garden gnomes are for entertainment.

By: Undercovermutha

Undercovermutha — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:08:00 +0000

There’s nothing wrong with having fresh pork and bacon live with you. It’s as organic as it will ever get.

By: Mir

Mir — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 21:46:00 +0000

So, are you saying there’s something wrong with the fact that when I make bacon, I always loudly announce, “Wilbur’s ready! Who wants some?”

By: Susan

Susan — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:46:00 +0000

At the grocery today, I bought ear plugs, for the weekend. And when Charlie said, “Why are you buying ear plugs, Mama?” I said, “Because I’m tired of listening to little boys who ask the same questions over and OVER.”

And then (I swear this is true) Henry said, “Mom, why are you buying ear plugs?”

And my head exploded. The end.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:42:00 +0000

Good Lord!! Cant they just give us the ending without us trying to fight for it. Happens all the time with my daughter, although it goes something like, “Mommy what was that thing on the thing called?”
“What?”
*sigh* “That thing on the thing. What is it called?”
“I have no idea. Now, be quiet so many can nurse her headache.”

You think I joke, but I dont.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 19:59:00 +0000

I don’t know how man times a day I oh so patiently repeat the question, “If you already have an answer, why did you ask me????”