Comments on: Charlie has a new favorite word

By: Tonya

Tonya — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 17:02:00 +0000

That is hilarious! My son used to say “fuck” for fork. It was so nice at my grandmother’s wedding dinner (she remarried after being a widow for years) when he announced, loud as could be, “Where’s my fuck?”

My daughter also wanted to name a stuffed animal “pussy.”

By: Callie

Callie — Sun, 04 Dec 2005 04:55:00 +0000

That is TOO weird. My two-year old Quinn just started calling hangers “hookers” a few days ago. Honest, I am not making it up. I almost blogged about it, but now I am glad that I didn’t because people might have thought I was just ripping off your story! But just know that there is at least one other closet around filled with “Ladies of the night.”

By: Mary P.

Mary P. — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 09:14:00 +0000

Hookers, fuck an shoes, hos… what would we do without children to bring hysterian into our lives? Oh, my poor aching stomach…

By: Wendy

Wendy — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 06:35:00 +0000

This is very similar to a story about my husband as a kid. His mom was playing tow trucks with him, and he liked the way that she hooked the cars onto the tow truck. So he said, “Mom, you make a great hooker!” We hear that story a lot… and the one about his swallowing all those iron pills as a toddler and almost killing himself.

By: leah

leah — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:06:00 +0000

That’s awesome. I had to read it out loud so dh could enjoy it as well. I can’t wait until my little guy is talking. Who needs TV?

By: kyra

kyra — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 21:41:00 +0000

SO FUNNY! HA! love it. i had a friend who’s son got a new action figure doll. he LOVED this doll with the name DUKE emblazened across his mini-chest, loved him with all his heart. that night after dinner, he pushed his plate away and looked dreamily into the air and then said, i think i’m going to go play with my dick.

of course, he was young and not a very good reader and he thought his little Duke doll was a little dick doll. tee hee