“I’m starting to hate that job.”

“You hate all your jobs.”

“No I don’t!”

“Yes, you do.”

“Huh … I think you’re right.”

“I am.”

“Maybe I should quit.”

“Yes, but then? They stop paying you.”

“Well yes.”

“I like the getting paid part.”

“Yeah me too. But really I’m starting to hate that job.”

“I would like to get paid but not work.”

“Only Paris Hilton gets to do that.”

“Well yes.”