Wade: Hello.

Me: Here is why we need to buy that house your mom called about.

Wade: Yes?

Me: Huge master suite, blah blah blah, with HIS AND HERS BATHROOMS, INCLUDING WHIRLPOOL TUB.

Wade: Okay! Make an offer!

Me: Your own bathroom. WITH A WHIRLPOOL TUB.

Wade: Make ‘em an offer.

Me: It’s the bathroom you’ve been dreaming of.

Wade: Yep.

Me: I’ll see you later.

Wade: Okay.